I almost forgot that it’s Not Me Monday. Following in the tradition of MckMama, I will post some raw confessions. All in the name of fun, right?!
On Friday night, I did not over-indulge at The Melting Pot. And, I certainly did not keep dipping into the (delicious!) chocolate fondue when I knew that I was already full enough. That couldn’t have been me that waddled around CostCo after dinner feeling that I might explode at any given minute. Noooooo way.
Yesterday, I didn’t forget to put lotion on my poor wintry legs when I wore shorts to the zoo. Surely I did not walk around with ashy legs the whole afternoon, right? Who does THAT?!
Could it have been ME that let all housework go today? Certainly not. I couldn’t possibly have overlooked the clothes, toys and other clutter in the name of enjoying a beautiful spring day, could I?!
And, lastly, it can’t be ME that is secretly thrilled that my darling, sweet husband is making dinner plans for us tonight so that I don’t have to cook. Yes, we have a house FULL of groceries, so it really can’t make me THAT happy to go out tonight. Can it?!
Kelli says
I’ve only been to the melting pot once, but it was SO good!! Especially the chocolate!! I have never overlooked the bmess that is my house!! Great Not Me’s!!
Wayne says
great not me monday I love the one about the lotion on the legs