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Not Me! Monday…

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I almost forgot that it’s Not Me Monday. Following in the tradition of MckMama, I will post some raw confessions. All in the name of fun, right?!

On Friday night, I did not over-indulge at The Melting Pot. And, I certainly did not keep dipping into the (delicious!) chocolate fondue when I knew that I was already full enough. That couldn’t have been me that waddled around CostCo after dinner feeling that I might explode at any given minute. Noooooo way. 

Yesterday, I didn’t forget to put lotion on my poor wintry legs when I wore shorts to the zoo. Surely I did not walk around with ashy legs the whole afternoon, right? Who does THAT?!

Could it have been ME that let all housework go today? Certainly not. I couldn’t possibly have overlooked the clothes, toys and other clutter in the name of enjoying a beautiful spring day, could I?!

And, lastly, it can’t be ME that is secretly thrilled that my darling, sweet husband is making dinner plans for us tonight so that I don’t have to cook. Yes, we have a house FULL of groceries, so it really can’t make me THAT happy to go out tonight. Can it?!

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